My Dog Ponders the Meaning of Life

My dog often seems to ponder the meaning of life. He gets bored quite a bit even though he seems to live a life of leisure and luxury. He has a pool, but that only gives him a few minutes of pleasure. He has a large yard, but that seems to get old after a few exploratory rounds of sniffing about. He gets a walk and is fed food without much effort. The walk seems to get him going, and the food is always exciting. But soon, he seems bored. Worse yet, he…